[INDENT] VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT– IMMEDIATE
- PERMANENT, FULL-TIME POSITION
• Excellent compensation and lifetime benefits
• Profit-sharing
• Equity in real estate and property
• Tax –Exempt
• Company cars – Mercedes GLK, BMW850, Honda HRV
- DUTIES, 24/7 – PRIORITY IS SITUATION DEPENDENT
• Business partner
• Social escort
• Lover
• Best friend
• Confidant
• Side-kick
• Household oversight
• Accountant
• Financial adviser
• Budget enforcer
• Mother, counselor, confessor and nurse
- MANDATORY QUALIFICATIONS
• Female
• Athletic
• Healthy
• Nordic
• European
• Multi-Lingual (English, German, Slavic, Latin)
• Exceptionally intelligent
• Liberal, apolitical, spiritual but not sectarian
• Spartan, courageous, brave and strong
• Outdoor lifestyle
- OPTIMAL QUALIFICATIONS
• Slender
• Vivacious
• Sexy
• Stylish
• Funny
• Blonde or brunette
• Blue or green eyes
• Gourmet cook
- PERSONAL TRAITS
• Enjoys seafood, beef, sushi, pork, poultry – Mediterranean and TEX-MEX
• Enjoys moderate wines, champagnes, beer
• Enjoys music, singing and dancing
• Loves to laugh
• Loves animals (horses, dogs, birds, bunnies, deer)
• Loves to travel, ocean cruise, sail, fly, swim and ride
• Loves to give and get massages
• Loves thermal baths and spas
• Loves people, nature, solitude, flowers, mountains
• Cleanliness and neatness - is next to Godliness
- DISQUALIFICATIONS – NEED NOT APPLY
• Smokers
• Alcohol or drug abusers
• Heavy metal and RAP noise makers
• Addicts or Obsessive Compulsive Disorders (OCD)
• Plastic surgery – fake breasts or lips or BOTOX
• Uncouth, unmannerly, rude, pessimistic
CONTACT FOR INTERVIEW:
Prof. Mag. Jack A. Kingston
The Kingston Ranch
+43-664-1230365
www.imdb.me/jack.kingston [/INDENT]